ALBANY, OREGON  ★  CUSTOM ORDERS · VENDOR EVENTS · LOCAL PICKUP
Heather's Sweet RevengeHeather's Sweet Revenge

WOMAN-OWNED ★ ALBANY, OREGON

Sweets, treats and pantry.

Homemade, scratch-made where it counts, and made for real celebrations and real families. Custom orders welcome — large or small.

MADE TO ORDER LOCAL PICKUP VENDOR EVENTS

A tin of brownie under poured chocolate with pink and white sprinkles

What she makes

SWEETS ★ TREATS ★ PANTRY

Baked & Made

SCRATCH-MADE WHERE IT COUNTS
  • Scratch-made cookies
  • Brownies
  • Rice Krispie treats
  • Cakes and cupcakes
  • Cake pops and cakesicles
  • Chocolates and truffles
  • Dipped pretzels

Freeze-Dried & Pantry

THE SHELF-STABLE SIDE
  • Freeze-dried candies
  • Dehydrated fruits
  • Giftable products and specialty collections
  • Seasonal and limited-edition runs

Parties & Custom

TELL HER WHAT YOU NEED
  • Custom cakes and dessert orders
  • Party and event dessert packages
  • Themed party goodies
  • Birthday cakes, favors and goodie bags

This is the foundation, not the limit — the list grows as she does. If you want something that isn't on it, that's a normal thing to ask.

Out of the kitchen this week

A SAMPLE, NOT THE MENU — ASK FOR ANYTHING ELSE

Seven tins of sprinkle brownies on a wooden board

The Sprinkle Tin

Fudge brownie, poured chocolate top, pink and white nonpareils. Sold by the tin so it travels and gifts.

$6 EACH · 6 FOR $32
Tins topped with butterfinger and honeycomb pieces
THIS WEEK

Butterfinger Crunch

The same brownie under chocolate, buried in butterfinger shards and honeycomb candy.

$7 EACH · 6 FOR $38
Chocolate drizzled popcorn with butterfinger crumble

Butterfinger Popcorn

Popped fresh, drizzled in chocolate, tossed with butterfinger crumble. The party order.

$12 THE TUB

PRICES SHOWN ARE PLACEHOLDERS — HEATHER SETS THE REAL ONES

Freeze-dried candy

PICK WHAT GOES IN THE BOX

Build your own candy box

Freeze-drying turns ordinary candy into something else — puffed, crunchy and far more intense than it started. Choose your favourites, or tell her to surprise you. She'll match a colour scheme for a party if you ask.

TaffySkittles CaramelsGummies Peanut butter cupsSour belts MarshmallowSurprise me
Build a box
SMALL · $8MEDIUM · $14 LARGE · $22PARTY TRAY · ASK

Boxes are built to order. Bulk and party trays are priced once she knows the headcount.

Seasonal & holiday

SHE BOOKS THESE UP EARLY — ASK BEFORE THE RUSH

Halloween handout bagsChristmas treats & gifts Valentine's treatsEaster specialties Birthday cakes & goodie bagsLimited-edition runs

What's coming

THE SAME KITCHEN, GROWING ON PURPOSE

IN DEVELOPMENT

The Savory Side of Revenge

BECAUSE REVENGE ISN'T ALWAYS SWEET

Meal prep and catering: individual and weekly meals, protein-forward and balanced options, bariatric-friendly portions and soft-food options — built around real people and real-life needs.

PLANNED

The candy machines

FREEZE-DRIED CANDY, OUT IN THE WILD

Vending machines stocked with her freeze-dried candy, so it's available outside event hours. They'll carry their own name and personality — tied back to the kitchen by one line: made with love by Heather's Sweet Revenge LLC.

Order for an event

BIRTHDAYS · OFFICES · SHOWERS · HOLIDAYS

Tell her the date, the headcount and anything she should know — allergies, a theme, colours to match. She'll come back with a price and a plan. No deposit until you've agreed on both.

Party trays and favour boxes are the two most requested, and neither is on the menu above — just ask.

SHE ANSWERS MOST MESSAGES THE SAME DAY

Sweet Revenge

WHY IT'S CALLED THAT

It started as a joke and stuck. Heather bakes the way she cooks — too much of the good part, none of the shortcuts, and no apology for either. The tins came later, when people kept asking her to bring dessert somewhere and she got tired of cutting a pan in a stranger's kitchen.

"If I'm going to feed you, you're going to remember it."